You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole, yeah
Thirty-nine and a half feet between us
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile, yeah
Seasick crocodile, yeah
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You smell bad
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots
Yeah, those knots are so tangled, oh my goodness
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch (eugh)
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch
Oh, you're - and this isn't a compliment - you are a three decker *screaming* sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce
Yeah, that wouldn't be good for you
Grinch, grinch, grinch, grinch, grinch, grinch, grinch
Grinch song
credits
from Frootcake Vol. 2,
released December 28, 2021
Colin- drums
Eric- banjo, screaming
Evan- bass
Robbie- vocals, electric guitar
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